Chandler: How about Joey Paponi?
Joey: No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.
Joey: Plus, y'know, I think it should be Joe.
Y'know, Joey makes me sound like I'm this big. Which I'm not.
Chandler: Joe… Joe… Joe… Stalin?
Joey: Stalin! Stalin. Do I know that name? It sounds familiar.
Chandler: Well, it does not ring a bell with me! But you're more plugged into that show business thing.
Joey: Joe Stalin. You know, that's pretty good!
Chandler: Hey, you might wanna try Joseph.
Joey: Joseph Stalin. I think you'd remember that!
Chandler: Ohh, yes! Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.
Joey: You know there already is a Joseph Stalin?
Joey: Apparently he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered all these people. You'd think you would've known that!
Chandler: Y'know, you'd think I would've.Hey, how about Joey Heatherton?
Joey: Come on, seriously. I told you I don't wanna go back to Joey.
Phoebe. What do you think a good stage name for me would be?