What's the plural of OCTOPUS? It's more complicated than you think [Tales from the English language]

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The word octopus has four plurals in English all of them correct. You probably

think you really know which one to use and that's fine but you might change

your opinion after watching this so stay with me.

let's make the English Plural OCTOPUS it ends in S so the plural will end in ES

So we have octopuses you agree? Nothing controversial there but, just to be

absolutely sure let's check it on Gmail grammar checker. I write a lot of Gmail

because if you make a spelling mistake Gmail will underline the word in red. A

deep you-can't-spell-you-loser red here we go "potatoe" no no no "potato" much better.

"Today I had a cup of tea with two octopuses". Great it likes it let's move

on. Now octopus comes from Greek if you know your Greek, which I don't, and

probably you don't either. unless you are Greek then the plural is

ocTOpodes or is it OCtopodes I'm not sure if there's a Greek person out

there please help me but is it correct English? Let Google be the judge of that.

Today I had a cup of tea with two octopodes. Yes, yes thank you Google it likes it.

okay let's move on and now it starts to get controversial because a lot of

people say "octopi". "Octopus" sounds like a Latin word like cactus, fungus, stimulus,

nucleus. These are all second declension, masculine, Latin names. I sound brainy

don't I but I don't know Latin. I had to look that up. Anyway the plurals are

cacti, stimuli, nuclei, fungi there are other second declension masculine Latin

nouns that we Pluralize in the normal way with ES the plural of circus is

circuses not "circi" English is inconsistent and ridiculous

there are many ridiculi in English and many people familiar with all these

Latin words in English thought "ah octopus, it's a second declension,

masculine, Latin noun so the plural must be octopi" but it isn't. iI's

from Greek as we already know but what about Google does it accept it as a

plural? "Today I had a cup of tea with two octopi". Oh no big red line no it doesn't.

However the problem is, a lot of people say "octopi" Let's look at the ngram as

you can see "octopuses" is the most common but the second

most common plural is "octopi" until the 1920s "octopi" was the most common form of

the plural nobody says "octopodes" and that's going back all the way to the

1820s. octopi has been used in speaking and in written English for a long time.

now, if lots of people agree that octopi is a correct

plural you may not like it but it is. It's bad latin but it's good English. I

like to say of'en and ofTen we say soften and listen so it should be often

not ofTen it doesn't matter what I say and nothing so often to make it correct

pronunciation. yAnyway, here's a quote from the penny magazine for the

diffusion of useful knowledge London 23rd of April 1834. "it is certain that

the octopi do attain to a very large size in the Indian seas and

there is nothing improbable in their taking hold of a man and drowning him."

okay let's see what the dictionaries say about the word octopus the Merrian-

Webster gives the plurals as octopuses or octopi no mention of octopodes

Cambridge dictionary it's the same octopuses or octopi no mention of

octopodes. Dictionary.com is the same octopuses are octopi no mention of octopodes

Collins, on the other hand, give all three as being correct

including octopi so you're wrong Google you're wrong are you listening Google

you're wrong better change that. By the way I know you don't like it and you're

thinking "yeah I know but I don't want to speak bad Latin" but what about "data"? Did you

know that data is a plural "the data are correct" that's what we should say if we

are respecting Latin grammar. We don't say that we say "the data IS correct."

That's what everybody says. Even though it's bad Latin it's good English. The

single of data is datum nobody says "do you want to have a look at my datum." You

can say datum if you like but you're risk sounding like a complete plonker.

it's good Latin by its bad English. Okay that's three but I said 4 plurals didn't

I. So what's the fourth one? so the fourth plural of octopus is

octopus. When octopus or talked about as a food then the plural of octopus is

octopus. There are many other foods from the sea where the plural is the same as

the singular. Salmon the plural of salmon is salmon never Salmons the word Salmons

doesn't exist Cod, the plural of cod is cod. Squid plural

of squid is squid. Crab, when it's a food item the plural is crab we caught lots

of crab. Even the word fish the plural is usually fish although "fishes" does exist

and the plural of octopus is octopus "octopus are delicious" that's correct

"octopuses or delicious" no that sounds wrong

"in Japan they eat a lot of octopus" that's correct

"in Japan they eat a lot of octopuses" no no that sounds wrong so just let me show

you an example one of many I found on the web here's an article from Forbes

magazine and the headline is "The world is hungry for octopus what's wrong with

farming them." So octopus is being used in this context as a plural so octopus has

four plurals. By the way the word octopus is relatively recent in English

it only came into the language in the 18th century at a time when Latin names

were all the rage before that we call them poulps or prekes an English word with

a simple S at the end why didn't we just leave it at that? And now I'll give you a

quote this is from "A new view of London" by Edward Hatton in 1708 "The preke or

poulps they have eight fingers or arms wherewith they attack their prey and

if they are pursued they presently cast forth a black liquor and so darkening

the Water they make their escape. I think octopus is the only word in the

English language with four plurals unless you know differently, answers in

the comments. By the way, I was supposed to fly out to

the Indian Ocean to record this video but because of lockdown I had to do it

from my apartment here in Paris what pity but I hope you've enjoyed it

Anyway, stay healthy and see you next time. Bye