David After Dentist

Yeah, I know. How did it go?

I I I Didn't feel anything

Yeah

I feel funny

It kinda felt good, didn't it?

I… Is this real life?

Yeah this is real life

Ok now. Ok now I…I've two fingers

Good!

Four fingers?

Four fingers

(starts to put his finger in his mouth)

Na ha ha ha! Don't put that… Don't put it in your mouth, okay? Feel good?

I can't see anything

Yes you can.

(sits up and roars)

Stay in your seat

I don't feel tired

You don't?

Nah, nah

No?

Do I have stitches?

Ah,ha (yes)

Dad, do I have stitches?

Yes

On my teeth?

Yeah. DON'T TOUCH IT!

Why can't I touch it?

Because it'll mess up the stitches

You have four eyes!

Yeah

I feel funny

Why is this happening to me?

It's okay bud, it's just from the medicine, okay

Is this gonna be forever?

Noo (laughs). No, it won't be forever.

Argh