Hey, I, I
Yeah, ah, ah
Yeah, I
An old man turned 98
He won the lottery
And died the next day
It's a black fly in your chardonnay
It's death row pardon
Two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think
It's like rain
On your wedding day
It's free a ride
When you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just can't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Mr. Play It Safe, was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase
And kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life
To take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
Well isn't this nice
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think
It's like rain
On your wedding day
It's a free ride
When you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just can't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Life has a funny way
Of sneaking up on ya when you think everything's okay
And everything's going right
And life has a funny way
Of helping you out when ya think everything's gone wrong
And everything blows up in your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like 10,000 spoons when all ya need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think
A little too ironic
And yeah, I really do think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride
When you've already paid
It's the good advice that ya just can't take
And who would've thought, it figures
And yeah, life has a funny way
Of sneaking up on you
Oh, life has a funny, funny way
Of helping you out
Helping you out
[ROLLING ON GRAVEL]
[RUSHING WIND]
